The Wonderful Wizard of Ozby L. Frank Baum, 1900
Next morning the Scarecrow said to his friends:
The Wizard Of Oz -- Movie ScriptbyNoel Langley Florence Ryerson and Edgar Allen Woolf Cutting Continuity Script Taken From Printer's Dupe Last revised March 15, 1939 SCARECROW: You promised us real things -- a real... CS - Wizard - shooting past the Scarecrow at right - the Wizard reacts to their demands - starts to speak - SCARECROW: ...brain! TIN MAN o.s. : A real heart! LION: Real courage. That's what we want. WIZARD: You do? boys, you're aiming low. You not only surprise, but you grieve me. MS -- The Wizard speaks to Tin Man, Dorothy, Lion and the Scarecrow -- the Wizard becomes eloquent -- steps closer to the Scarecrow -- WIZARD: Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the earth -- or slinks through slimy seas has a brain! MCU -- Wizard -- shooting past the Scarecrow at right -- WIZARD: From the rock-bound coast of Maine to the Sun.... oh - oh, no -- -- ah - Well, be that as it may. Back where I come from we have universities, seats of great learning -- where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep thoughts -- and with no more brains than you have.... But! They have one thing you haven't got! A diploma! MS -- The Wizard reaches back and obtains several diplomas -- selecting one and presents it to the Scarecrow as Dorothy, Tin Man and the Lion look on -- WIZARD: Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Universitatus Committeeatum e plurbis unum, I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of Th.D. SCARECROW: Th.D.? MCU -- Wizard -- shooting past the Scarecrow at right -- WIZARD: Yeah -- that...that's Dr. of Thinkology! CU -- The Scarecrow recites the Pythagoras Theorem -- reacts with joy -- SCARECROW: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. Oh joy, rapture! I've got a brain! The Blind Men and the Elephant Five Weeks in a Balloon The first man I saw "Faster, Faster!" Perfection can't be rushed The man higher up Other |